United States District Court, Northern District of Illinois, Eastern Division
RESICOM CUSTOM PAINTING AND MAINTENANCE, INC., an Illinois corporation, Plaintiff,
PROFESSIONAL RETAIL SERVICES, INC., a New York corporation, Defendant.
MEMORANDUM OPINION AND ORDER
Milton I. Shadur Senior United States District Judge
Counsel for defendant Professional Retail Services, Inc. have filed its Answer and Affirmative Defenses ("ADs") to the Complaint brought against it by Resicom Custom Painting and Maintenance, Inc. ("Resicom"). This Court had earlier orally upheld PRS's opposition to the Complaint's Count I breach of contract position for obvious reasons that need not be repeated for present purposes, but for equally obvious reasons it has upheld Resicom's Count II unjust enrichment claim against PRS's Fed.R.Civ.P. ("Rule") 12(b)(6) attack. But thus obligated to address Count II with a merits-related answer, PRS's counsel have tendered an extraordinarily troubling -- indeed, meretricious -- response that calls for their return to the drawing board.
Before turning to the substantive deficiencies in that responsive pleading, however, this opinion addresses a couple of other issues of lesser magnitude. One is PRS's counsel's repeated coupling of Rule 8(b)(5) disclaimers with the language "and therefore denies" the disclaimed allegation of the Complaint (see Answer ¶¶ 2, 4, 6, 12, 13, 14, 16 and 35). But it is of course oxymoronic for a party to assert (presumably in good faith) that it lacks even enough information to form a belief as to the truth of an allegation, then proceed to deny it. Because such a denial is at odds with the pleader's obligations under Rule 11(b), the quoted language is stricken from each of those paragraphs of the Answer and must not be repeated in the do-over ordered in this opinion.
Next in order of appearance in the Answer is its Paragraph 5 denial that venue in this judicial district is "proper." As this Court's January 30, 2015 memorandum order has already held, it is indeed "proper" for Resicom to have brought that action here -- that is, the Northern District of Illinois plainly meets the statutory venue standards.
One last threshold comment relates to PRS's counsel's repetitive use of the pejorative term "mere corporate buzzwords" in each of Answer ¶¶ 19 through 23. Any such editorial comment is out of place in serious federal pleading and is stricken, also not to be repeated in the amended responsive pleading that will be called for later by this opinion.
Moreover, to the extent that PRS's counsel seek to rely on an April 14, 2014 demand letter authored by their adversary's attorneys that had mistakenly referred to related corporation Resicom Group, Inc. ("Resicom Group") as having provided PRS with the services and funds that constitute the gravamen of the current Complaint, that error cannot be permitted to torpedo this lawsuit. Indeed, PRS has always known that Resicom and not Resicom Group is the proper plaintiff in any unjust enrichment claim: Ex. G among the bulky exhibits attached to PRS's current Answer (exhibits that occupy more than 120 pages in the aggregate) includes photocopies of checks from Resicom (and not from Resicom Group).
Most significant, the efforts by PRS and its counsel to say "Gotcha!" and somehow get a free ride avoiding repayment of the large sums made available to PRS will not be tolerated. PRS's laundry list of multiple claimed repayments in AD 5 gives the lie to any such approach by plainly recognizing the obligation to make such repayment (although the quantification of that obligation of course remains for the future). Even PRS and its counsel do not have the chutzpah to treat Resicom as though it were some sort of eleemosynary institution or foundation, providing large sums of money to an unrelated company such as PRS with no expectation of repayment or other counter-benefit.
In sum, this Court strikes the entire Answer and ADs, albeit without prejudice to PRS's prompt filing of a proper responsive pleading that will move the case forward in an appropriate fashion. This Court will not draw an express road map in that regard for counsel, who must generate a work product that satisfies the subjective and objective good faith standards prescribed by Rule 11(b) and ...