United States District Court, N.D. Illinois, Eastern Division.
MEMORANDUM OPINION AND ORDER
MILTON I. SHADUR, Senior District Judge.
On June 24 this Court issued a brief memorandum order ("Order") that brought to the attention of defense counsel - the attorneys for what the case caption describes as "Reflection Window Company, LLC d/b/a Reflection Window & Wall, LLC"- their noncompliance with this District Court's LR 5.2(f), which requires the delivery of a paper copy of all pleadings for the assigned judge's use within one business day after filing. That brief Order concluded by ordering counsel to deliver the missing copies of all pleadings to this Court's chambers forthwith, accompanied by a $100 check payable to the Clerk of the District Court, and counsel has just complied with that directive.
That however has been a minor digression, totally overshadowed by the astonishing fundamental flaws involved in the attempted transfer of the case via removal to this District Court. And on that score the term "flaws" is properly plural, as may not be the case with the subject referred to in n.1.
To begin with, just how defense counsel purports to move a Florida state court action (here the underlying lawsuit is Case No. 14-001121-CA in the Circuit Court of the Twentieth Judicial Circuit in and for Charlotte County, Florida) to this District Court for the Northern District of Illinois is a total mystery. Under the removal statute, 28 U.S.C. 1446(a), the removal must be "to the district court of the United States for the district and division within which such action is pending." Although that has been held to be a procedural defect that does not deprive the improper District Court of subject matter jurisdiction (see Peterson v. BMI Refractories , 124 F.3d 1386, 1388, 1394 (11th Cir. 1997)and 16 Moore's Federal Practice § 107.13 (3d ed. 2014)), that distortion of the fundamental principles of removal is really inexcusable.
But even more significantly, the attempted removal presents a truly subject matter jurisdictional (and hence fatal) defect. Just as in the underlying state court Complaint, Reflection's only allegations as to the limited liability companies on both sides of the "v." sign are the jurisdictional irrelevancies of their respective places of incorporation and principal places of business. Those allegations ignore just a month short of 16 years of repeated teaching from our Court of Appeals (see, e.g., Cosgrove v. Bartolotta , 150 F.3d 729, 731 (7th Cir. 1998) and a whole battery of cases since then, exemplified by White Pearl Inversiones S.A. v. Cemusa, Inc. , 647 F.3d 684, 686 (7th Cir. 2011) and by other cases cited there). And that teaching has of course been echoed many times over by this Court and its colleagues.
This Court has a mandated obligation to "police subject matter jurisdiction sua sponte" ( Wernsing v. Thompson , 423 F.3d 732, 743 (7th Cir. 2005)). There is really no excuse for counsel's lack of knowledge of such a firmly established principle after the repetition for more than 1-1/2 decades by our Court of Appeals and others.
Even apart from the Peterson discussion and holding that treated the issue as involving venue rather than subject matter jurisdiction, this Court surely has enough jurisdiction to hold that federal subject matter jurisdiction is patently absent for the reasons stated earlier in ...