United States District Court, N.D. Illinois, Eastern Division
ANDREW U. D. STRAW, Plaintiff,
JOHN F. KLOECKER, and LOCKELORDLLP, Defendants.
MEMORANDUM OPINION AND ORDER
MILTON I. SHADUR, Senior District Judge.
Andrew Straw, himself a lawyer though not now engaged in the practice as the result of disabilities that have limited his principal income to Social Security Disability Income benefits, has just launched an attack against attorney John Kloecker ("Kloecker") and his law firm Locke Lord LLP ("Locke Lord") under the claimed auspices of civil RICO. Straw's litigation package comprises (apart from a few procedural documents in connection with the litigation):
1. the Complaint in this action.
2. Complaint Ex. A, a state court defamation Complaint brought by Straw against the Streamwood Chamber of Commerce, Inc., its insurer State Farm Insurance, Inc. and Paddock Publications, Inc. ("Paddock, " which is represented in that action by the defendants here).
3. Complaint Ex. B, a February 13, 2014 letter (the "Letter") from Kloecker to Straw that Complaint ¶ 1 characterizes as "threatening" and as to which Complaint ¶ 10 asserts:
This case rests primarily on this letter, Exhibit B.
4. Complaint Ex. C, a transcript of a "live chat" with someone named "Morgan" (obviously not a lawyer from the content of the recorded conversation) whose "advice" - based entirely on Straw's own oral characterization of the Letter - Straw appears to rely on as though it were a legal opinion that supports his civil RICO claim.
5. Straw's In Forma Pauperis Application, completed on the form provided by this District Court's Clerk's Office, as to which Straw has since delivered to this Court a "Letter in Support of In Forma Pauperis Petition."
It might have been expected that a lawyer such as Straw would have looked into the requirements of civil RICO before shooting from the hip as he has done in his Complaint, filed as it was less than two weeks after he received the Letter. For example, some notion of the lack of thought and analysis that have gone into the Complaint can be gleaned from Straw's bizarre prayer for relief set out in Complaint ¶ 25:
Plaintiff respectfully requests triple the damages per 18 U.S.C. §1964(c) of the underlying ad damnum from the Cook County Circuit Court civil case in Straw v. Streamwood Chamber, 2013L063066. The damage from defendant's actions with such a threat was meant to influence negatively the outcome of that case as part of defendants' representation of the newspaper publisher, and therefore the damages should be triple the amount demanded in that case. The damages against Paddock Publications in the state civil case is $5 million. Damages here requested is $15 million.
More to the point from a substantive point of view, although Complaint ¶ 1 refers to "racketeering activity" on the part of the defendants coupled with generic references to 18 U.S.C. § 1962(a-d) in Complaint ¶¶ 3 and 4, it is painfully obvious from those blunderbuss citations that he has not bothered to read through what each of those separate subsections require. Thus:
1. Section 1962(a) makes it unlawful for a person who has received any income from a pattern of racketeering activity (or through collection of an unlawful debt) to invest such income or proceeds of such income to acquire an interest in, or to establish or operate, any enterprise (more of this later) that has a tie to interstate commerce. That provision is obviously not implicated here by Straw's claims.
2. Section 1962(b) makes it unlawful for a person to employ a pattern of racketeering activity (or to act through collection of an unlawful debt) to acquire or maintain any interest in or control of any enterprise of the type referred to in the preceding paragraph. Again that provision clearly has no relevance here.
3. To jump to Section 1962(d), that makes it unlawful for any person to conspire to violate any of the provisions of the other subsections. Apart from the difficulties involved in linking a lawyer and his firm under the laws of conspiracy, that provision could ...