United States District Court, N.D. Illinois, Eastern Division
MILTON I. SHADUR, Senior District Judge.
Because pro se plaintiffs Robin and Karen Zahran (collectively "Zahrans") originally filed their Complaint in the Circuit Court of Cook County, they cannot be charged with having violated the Fed.R.Civ.P. ("Rule") 8(a)(2) mandate that a federal court plaintiff must file "a short and plain statement of the claim showing that the pleader is entitled to relief" (although even in the Illinois state courts' fact-pleading regime Zahrans' 209-paragraph Complaint is over the top). That prolix pleading, coupled with the requirement of this District Court's LR 10.1, has created a dismayingly bulky chambers file as each of the numerous targeted defendants weighs in with its responsive pleading.
Now Equifax Information Services LLC ("Equifax") has filed its Answer and Affirmative Defenses to Zahrans' Complaint - and although this Court will not waste its resources on a paragraph-by-paragraph review of the components of that necessarily lengthy responsive pleading,  this sua sponte memorandum order will instead limit itself to targeting one particularly improper and annoying aspect of the Equifax Answer.
As already indicated, the vast bulk of Equifax's responses to Zahrans' Complaint take the form of invocations of the Rule 8(b)(5) disclaimer format to avoid having to admit or deny the corresponding allegations of Zahrans' Complaint. But then having done so, Equifax's counsel follows each of the those disclaimers with the language "and, therefore, denies those allegations." It is of course totally oxymoronic for a party (or its counsel) to assert (presumably in good faith) that the party lacks even enough information to form a belief as to the truth of an allegation, then proceed to deny it. Because such a denial is ...