The opinion of the court was delivered by: Milton I. Shadur Senior United States District Judge
MEMORANDUM OPINION AND ORDER
Two Chicago practitioners seek to springboard from the recent circulation-booster of the Chicago Tribune--its repeated front-page publicity and the resulting furor about the so-called "clout list" that has affected college admissions at the University of Illinois ("University")--by turning the subject of that publicity into a federal case. They have filed a putative class action, with Timothy Radke ("Radke") as the named plaintiff and the proposed class representative on behalf of this excessively-ambitious class (Complaint ¶31):
All non-Category I applicants to the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign who, during the time period of 1999 until August, 2009, applied for admission to the University, paid an application fee to Defendants in consideration of admission to the University and were subsequently denied admission to the University.
Federal jurisdiction is proposed to be grounded in the Class Action Fairness Act ("Act," 28 U.S.C. §1332(d)), with a number of non-federal theories sought to be advanced under the supplemental jurisdiction auspices of 28 U.S.C. §1367 (see Complaint ¶10).
In the latter respect, it may be noted parenthetically that Radke's counsel have followed the virtually universal practice of ignoring the limited function of separate counts as set out in Fed. R. Civ. P. ("Rule") 10(b) by splintering a single claim (which is the operative concept in federal pleading) into a battery of seven "counts," each of them advancing a different theory of recovery.*fn1 On that score counsel would do well to read carefully and commit to practice the thoughtful and thorough explanation by Judge Easterbrook in NAACP v. Am. Family Mut. Ins. Co., 978 F.2d 287, 291-93 (7th Cir. 1992).
That procedural flaw is of course curable, but the Complaint's substantive deficiencies are not. Although nothing said here should be misunderstood as sanctioning the reported admission practices at the University, any abuses flowing from those practices cannot justify counsel's overly expansive effort to squeeze such abuses into the mold prescribed by federal jurisdictional concepts.
To begin with, any such proposed class definition that is so enormous in size in relation to the number of asserted "clout" admissions is patently improper--under the Complaint's own definition the vast majority of the putative class members clearly have no standing. Complaint ¶6 alleges:
Each year, over 20,000 high school seniors from across the nation apply to the University for approximately 7,000 available seats.
By definition, then, some two-thirds of the class as proposed by counsel would not have been admitted in any event.
That however is only the beginning of the Complaint's overly excessive reach. Although the Complaint is silent as to the real world numbers of assertedly inappropriate preferential admissions involved, it is clear that the number of such favored admissions is only a small percentage of the 7,000 annual admissions referred to in Complaint ¶6. Hence it is patently absurd to claim the boxcar figure of $5 million that the Act specifies as the "matter in controversy" required to bring the Act into play.*fn2
Nor is that the only major roadblock that counsel have obviously failed to consider. Their proposal that the putative class reach back 10 years to 1999 (or for that matter even three years, for Radke was an applicant in 2006--see Complaint ¶17) by definition primarily embraces class members who are too long in the tooth for current admission, so that a Rule 23(b)(2) class that provides only injunctive or declaratory relief would not be appropriate. And as for Rule 23(b)(3), with its potential relief of damages, that provision is contraindicated by the clear predominance of individual claims over common class issues. Just think of the individualized hearings required to evaluate each applicant to determine whether he or she would or would not have been admitted on the merits--a decision that always legitimately involves subjective criteria, even when impermissible political considerations are taken out of the picture.
In sum, then, no real world invocation of federal subject matter jurisdiction on a class basis exists in the terms urged in the Complaint.*fn3 And the hurdles standing in the way of any due process claim (for example, what "property" interest, as contrasted with the uncertainty of acceptance, is involved?) leave the action without jurisdictional viability in that respect.
That leaves only the Count VI theory of a denial of equal protection of the laws as a possible federally-grounded contention that could keep Radke (or a class headed by Radke) in court here--and even then on a highly speculative basis.*fn4 And on that score, though an invidious discrimination argument might pass muster (again an issue on which this Court does not opine), the Complaint provides no plausible basis (the Twombly-Iqbal standard) for a damage claim--an integral component of that theory of recovery--on Radke's part. Given his credentials as described in Complaint ¶18, it would appear highly unlikely that his turndown by the University left him without access to a college education at some other high-quality university.
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