IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT FOR THE NORTHERN DISTRICT OF ILLINOIS EASTERN DIVISION
February 25, 2008
ADVANCE PAYROLL FUNDING, LTD., PLAINTIFF,
DURACO PRODUCTS, INC., ETC., DEFENDANT.
The opinion of the court was delivered by: Milton I. Shadur Senior United States District Judge
This action has come to this Court's calendar under this District's random assignment system. This memorandum order is issued sua sponte in accordance with the continuing mandate from our Court of Appeals (see, e.g., Wernsing v. Thompson, 423 F.3d 732, 743 (7th Cir. 2005)) that the policing of subject matter jurisdiction is a compulsory matter.
It is time that complaints such as the present one should trigger an automatic dismissal when counsel for any plaintiff limited liability company clearly fails to carry the plaintiff's burden of establishing subject matter jurisdiction. In July of this year a full decade will have elapsed since our Court of Appeals meticulously spelled out the requirements in that respect (Cosgrove v. Bartolotta, 150 F.3d 729, 731 (7th Cir. 1998), a message that our Court of Appeals has since had to repeat again and again (see, e.g., Wise v. Wachovia Sec., LLC, 450 F.3d 265, 267 (7th Cir. 2006) and Thomas v. Guardsmark, LLC, 487 F.3d 531, 533-34 (7th Cir. 2007)) and that District Judges are compelled to repeat even more frequently.
There has to be some cost attached to the total disregard of such a long- and firmly-established jurisdictional principle. Hence this action is dismissed for want of the proper establishment of subject matter jurisdiction.*fn1 That said, however, this Court has no desire to force plaintiff's counsel, if the defect identified in the cited cases is curable, to have to redo the bulky Complaint and its exhibits. Accordingly, if a timely motion were to be filed under Fed. R. Civ. P. 59(e) that demonstrates that the requisite diversity is indeed present, this Court would consider granting such a motion on condition that plaintiff pay into court the same $350 amount that would be applicable to a newly-filed action.